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Iodine doesn't stain ur skin forever *pout*
Created on 2003-02-23 14:03:55 (#916195), last updated 2005-04-26
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Basic Info| Name: | I am a tree! |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 06-16 |
| Location: | London, England, United Kingdom |
BioI was raised by mutant chickens on the planet "Kripod" until the supreme chicken commander Cluckton, realized I was actually of earth origin and banished me to eternity in a penis shaped space shuttle... I hitch hiked across the universe, and believe me its not as fun as it sounds... I spent most my time playing poker, betting anything I could see, including my big toe.
Of course we did encounter several evil geniuses. Among them was Anubis. He implanted a cool thingy in my brain, but SG1 got to me just in time and managed to yank it out... this lead to a few minor changes in my appearance and thinking patterns.
People mistake me for a chicken sometimes; I glare at them and flap my wings.
ANYWAY, I married chevron guy and we traveled to an alternate universe, but we got divorced cause he revealed to me that we was in fact gay and was madly in love with Malik (the hot tok'ra guy) I gave him my blessing and buggered off to get drunk.
That is when I entered the world of the Matrix. Well, technically I never was in it, as I was born the daughter of a respected fishmonger who organized the yearly bobsleigh fair on Kripod. But I managed to enter the ship thingy… you see I was perched on a fence in the middle of London, when suddenly Neo came rushing past, grabbed me by the neck and told me to stay quiet and that he would take good care of me. I was slightly concerned as he was leering at me as if he would like to tear at my skin but seeing as an army of Nazi turkeys was chasing him I figured he just wanted company…
Just as the turkeys were about to devour him I ran away… that when I went to hogwarts!! I caused mass mayhem among the staff… I’d pinch snapes butt then run away… *giggle*
After receiving an admission to the “Society of Chicken from Kripod” or SOCK for short I realized that the supreme chicken commander had made a mistake and that I must be a chicken!! So once again I entered the world of the penis shaped space shuttle... traveled 98456 light years… aged a little… and finally I reached Kripod! Unfortunately cannibal geese had taken over the planet so I gathered a few belongings (nail clippers, carving knife, toe ring) made my way to the front door but from the darkness I heard a voice. It told me to “Join forces with the one whose face is made of tar” and only one person came to mind. ANUBIS!
So here I am an evil minion of my lord; Anubis.
And look I get a shiny thingy on my forehead…
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Monday, March 1, 2004 is SI Awareness Day.
My life is rated R.
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Of course we did encounter several evil geniuses. Among them was Anubis. He implanted a cool thingy in my brain, but SG1 got to me just in time and managed to yank it out... this lead to a few minor changes in my appearance and thinking patterns.
People mistake me for a chicken sometimes; I glare at them and flap my wings.
ANYWAY, I married chevron guy and we traveled to an alternate universe, but we got divorced cause he revealed to me that we was in fact gay and was madly in love with Malik (the hot tok'ra guy) I gave him my blessing and buggered off to get drunk.
That is when I entered the world of the Matrix. Well, technically I never was in it, as I was born the daughter of a respected fishmonger who organized the yearly bobsleigh fair on Kripod. But I managed to enter the ship thingy… you see I was perched on a fence in the middle of London, when suddenly Neo came rushing past, grabbed me by the neck and told me to stay quiet and that he would take good care of me. I was slightly concerned as he was leering at me as if he would like to tear at my skin but seeing as an army of Nazi turkeys was chasing him I figured he just wanted company…
Just as the turkeys were about to devour him I ran away… that when I went to hogwarts!! I caused mass mayhem among the staff… I’d pinch snapes butt then run away… *giggle*
After receiving an admission to the “Society of Chicken from Kripod” or SOCK for short I realized that the supreme chicken commander had made a mistake and that I must be a chicken!! So once again I entered the world of the penis shaped space shuttle... traveled 98456 light years… aged a little… and finally I reached Kripod! Unfortunately cannibal geese had taken over the planet so I gathered a few belongings (nail clippers, carving knife, toe ring) made my way to the front door but from the darkness I heard a voice. It told me to “Join forces with the one whose face is made of tar” and only one person came to mind. ANUBIS!
So here I am an evil minion of my lord; Anubis.
And look I get a shiny thingy on my forehead…
| Self-Injury: You are NOT the only one. | ||||
Monday, March 1, 2004 is SI Awareness Day.
My life is rated R.
What is your life rated?
*HUGS* TOTAL!
give death_to_us_all more *HUGS*
Get hugs of your own
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